The delay of this week will hopefully not occur next week. As soon as I get games done I will post them, Dunta you worry about that. Be sure to read the side notes as well as it contains important information. You Dunta want to be out of the loop. I find it hilariously weird that a guy who doesn't do crap in real life has such a magical existence in our little world. Isn't it ironic, Dunta you think? It's like raaaiinnn.....
OK. Enough. Here you go. From the true victim of the schedule, this weeks finals.
2012 SEASON
Week 5 Finals
Joe D 43 vs. Todd 60
BJ 56 vs.
Joe A 86
Willie
51 vs. Joe K 59
Peter
46 vs. Chuck 52
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Next week’s
match ups!!
Willie vs. BJ
Chuck
vs. Joe D
Joe A
vs. Joe K
Todd
vs. Peter
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STANDINGS
1) Joe K 5-0
2) Chuck 4-1
3) Willie 3-2
*) BJ 2-3 àsee notes!!
*) Todd 2-3
*) Joe A 2-3
7) Joe D 1-4
8) Peter J 1-4
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NOTES!!
--Next Week BYES. CHI, JAX, CAR,
NO.
-- Remember to update your rosters
when Peter texts you the Waiver Claims.
--NEW THIS YEAR!! Numbers in
parenthesis are your weekly total. Now you can bitch about the schedule and
see who you could have beat, even only scoring 91 points. Damn the schedule,
and damn you Willie.
--SO, BJ beat Todd, and Todd beat
Joe A and Joe A beat BJ. There will not be a real “place setting” of these
teams until the second go around. Until then when records are tied in a round
robin way, we go to the total points. We know it will get sorted out in the
end, so hence no real “place” but the asterisk.
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TOTAL
POINTS
1) Joe K 544
(92)
2) Chuck 534 (101)
3) BJ 518 (99)
4) Todd 488 (101)
5) Willie 470 (84)
6) Joe A 480 (129)
7) Peter J 449 (95)
8) Joe D 442 (84)
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TOTAL
OFFENSE
1) Chuck 426 (80)
2) Joe K 424 (84)
3) BJ 396 (85)
t4) Joe D 372 (67)
t4) Joe A 372 (93)
6) Todd 365 (70)
7) Willie 363 (59)
8) Peter J 340 (67)
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TOTAL
DEFENSE
1) BJ 122 (14)
2) Joe K 111 (8)
3) Chuck 108
(21)
t4) Todd 107
(24)
t4) Willie 107
(25)
6) Peter J 102
(28)
7) Joe A 94
(29)
8) Joe D 63
(17)
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And don't be fooled gentlemen.... I would have beaten both Todd and Chuck in the punter battle this week. Thus making them 98s. Yes, true victim of the schedule. Who makes that shit anyways.
ReplyDeleteWEEK 5 POWER RANKINGS: with my life in disarray and stress my closest companion, I realized that I had NO CLUE what was happening in the world of sports, NFL, GFFL or my team. I haven't even watched the Packers in 2 weeks!!! Sad but true...that is my disclaimer as I go through this weeks rankings. Without further adieu, in concert with BJ, we will do our part to ward off any further depression on Todds part. I apologize in advance for my harsh language.
ReplyDelete1)Source: what can I say that hasn't been said already?? Our only hope is he is peaking too early but c'mon! He has a really nice team with balance being the key but I don't fear this team. As of now though he looks as if he contend for the GFFLs best regular season record of 13-1...held by me for the record...all I have are my past accomplishments right now so piss off
2)Chuck: screw these guys!! This is getting boring! Cmon Bj get it together! You have a better team than both these guys but you kinda suck balls! I may have called Joe K's WR group the best, when in fact it may be Chuck who holds that title.
3)Bj: seriously dude you can't whine or claim "victim of the schedule" when some hump named Alfred Morris is dominating and you have had 2 200+yd rushers and it's only week 5! You need to get your shit together man or you will have wasted relative good health and a strong roster.
4)Willie: when will we stop being surprised when Willie does well? Maybe never, but nonetheless he rounds out the top 4 and boasts an average defense with a below average offense?! What the fuck is going on here?! How are the two teams from last years title game a combined 2-37? I digress...give 'em hell Willie...give 'em hell
5)Schmabby: SCHMABBY!!! Back from the dead and riding high on a 2 game winning streak but how in the hell did he beat Bj this week?? If Peanut Tillman keeps getting pick sixes every week for the rest of the season, I predict Schmabby wins the whole fucking thing.
ReplyDelete6)Joe D: the defending champ just plain sucks and this is the last week that I ramble on about the merits of Rice and McCoy. You can put diamonds on a pig but its still a pig so this is it! Your last ranking based on how good I think you could be.
7)Todd: you're back hey? Well this week Todd gets a chance to put together a winning streak as he plays Peter aka Team 8 aka bye week...by the way, who has the byes this week? Reggie Wayne for Tony Romo? I'm insulted Todd
8)Team 8: my team was inspired by watching MLB playoofs tonight as both the Yanks and A's came from behind and won walk off style, which is some of the coolest shit in sports to watch, as we are in full rally mode. Todd, you are my prison bitch this weekend. You will wear the scarlet P so you cannot hide from the shame of losing to me, YOU will be my stepping stone towards respectability. The journey of a million miles begins with a single step and that single step has a name...and its name is Todd...not Robert Paulson. To quote the great Winston Churchill, " We will fight in the cities and in the seas, we will fight in the hills and the valleys, WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!"
And lastly, no matter what happens, there will be no Clay Matthews for next years 8th rd pick, no 2013 6th rd pick for Reggie Wayne, Adrian Peterson is not available, no Patrick Peterson for a 10th rd pick and a Balistreris pizza, none of that gayness that occured last year, not on my part.
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